Out in 2009
From time to time, I find myself making a list of all the junk that drives me crazy. If I'm feeling particularly cheeky, I'll post it on my door at work. Since I have this blog, I'll chance posting a new list here for 2009. It's only January 24,2009, so the list is bound to grow. For those who have seen my previous lists, yes, there are repeats...some annoying junk just keeps coming back. Without further delay...
1. Raggedy mouthed people with an attitude problem.
2. The term baby mama, baby mom, baby mama cousin, baby mom sister, baby daddy, baby daddy cousin or any nomenclature that starts with baby, mom, daddy and lacks the appropriate punctuation, grammar (possessives people!), or spelling.
3. The term "she's a chick I deal wit." Usually the chick he "be dealin' wit" is also a baby momma...
3. Baggy pants that fall off your a**. Is that even cute? What happens if a giant spider attacks the city and you have to run? The baggy pants will be an impediment causing a delay because you have to hike up your pants to run from said threat. Those wasted seconds will cost you your life. Instead wear a belt, and save those precious seconds.
4. People who come to court in do rags.
5. Persons who use the word wife or fiance when no rings have been bought and no proposals have been made.
6. Rush Limbaugh. Just because you have a mouth and a microphone does not mean you have to say everything that comes into that neanderthal-sized brain of yours.
7. Convicted felons telling people to "vote or die."
8. Dick Cheney--exit stage left!!!
9. People with bad breath that don't respect personal space.
10. People who spend too much time at work causing trouble rather than WORKING.
11. Disingenuous people
12. Potty training...(This one's personal. I'm hoping to have a certain almost three year old out of diapers within a few weeks.)
13. recessions
14. outsourcing of American jobs
15. People who claim they don't eat pork for "religious" reasons, but they smoke weed, have unprotected sex, and call women "bitches."
16. racism
17. Magazines that accuse actresses of being anorexic on on page then on the next page revere actresses for the increasingly draconian methods they use to purge/cleanse/loose the last of the baby weight. (What's so wrong with having a booty? If you fall, you got something soft to land on.)
18. sex with ghosts (Why, Izzie, why?)
19. secret courts, secret prisons....
20. Leaders who ignore the Constitution and use it to wipe their behinds. (Wait,that's right. Bush is back in Texas pretending to be a cowboy. WHEW!)
1. Raggedy mouthed people with an attitude problem.
2. The term baby mama, baby mom, baby mama cousin, baby mom sister, baby daddy, baby daddy cousin or any nomenclature that starts with baby, mom, daddy and lacks the appropriate punctuation, grammar (possessives people!), or spelling.
3. The term "she's a chick I deal wit." Usually the chick he "be dealin' wit" is also a baby momma...
3. Baggy pants that fall off your a**. Is that even cute? What happens if a giant spider attacks the city and you have to run? The baggy pants will be an impediment causing a delay because you have to hike up your pants to run from said threat. Those wasted seconds will cost you your life. Instead wear a belt, and save those precious seconds.
4. People who come to court in do rags.
5. Persons who use the word wife or fiance when no rings have been bought and no proposals have been made.
6. Rush Limbaugh. Just because you have a mouth and a microphone does not mean you have to say everything that comes into that neanderthal-sized brain of yours.
7. Convicted felons telling people to "vote or die."
8. Dick Cheney--exit stage left!!!
9. People with bad breath that don't respect personal space.
10. People who spend too much time at work causing trouble rather than WORKING.
11. Disingenuous people
12. Potty training...(This one's personal. I'm hoping to have a certain almost three year old out of diapers within a few weeks.)
13. recessions
14. outsourcing of American jobs
15. People who claim they don't eat pork for "religious" reasons, but they smoke weed, have unprotected sex, and call women "bitches."
16. racism
17. Magazines that accuse actresses of being anorexic on on page then on the next page revere actresses for the increasingly draconian methods they use to purge/cleanse/loose the last of the baby weight. (What's so wrong with having a booty? If you fall, you got something soft to land on.)
18. sex with ghosts (Why, Izzie, why?)
19. secret courts, secret prisons....
20. Leaders who ignore the Constitution and use it to wipe their behinds. (Wait,that's right. Bush is back in Texas pretending to be a cowboy. WHEW!)
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